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aaronjer says:
*sniff sniff* Do I smell Horseporn? No! I don't! I don't smell any! And it              
is YOUR fault!
that I pressed enter
when I didn't mean to
Jackass.

superjer says:
o
k
Oooh I have a joke:



"Do you like Oxygen Potassium?"
"It's OK"

aaronjer says:
STOP TALKING
Okay, you can talk again.

superjer says:
but do you like oxygen potassium?

aaronjer says:
Sure, why not, it's ok.
But carbon di-oxygen lithium... oxygen is totally coolio
er wait

superjer says:
C02LiO
Corlio?

aaronjer says:
SooprJr! I can't get macintosh files to unzip on my mo-puteynator!

superjer says:
it's probably all for the best

aaronjer says:
But I NEED my macintizzle shizzle!

superjer says:
actually there's a program you can use to do that
its called.... mmmmm.... Corlio

aaronjer says:
I doubt you.
But since when has THAT affected my decisions!
Onward ho!
*internet*
You lied to me!

superjer says:
*internet*

that's all
do you know a way to get reese's pieces outta my....
well....
its sort of
like stuck round back behind 
my left eye

aaronjer says:
I've got a tablet for that.

superjer says:
oooh

aaronjer says:
It's prescription though
So we'll have to exchange undercover.

superjer says:
ok
on the gravy train?

aaronjer says:
And there will be some... ahem, naaasty side effects...

superjer says:
as it passes the police station?
during the riots?
while EXPLODING?

aaronjer says:
Riots, exploding, and a police station are just 75% of the side effects.

superjer says:
so, the usual then?

aaronjer says:
You know when you get arrested, how there's always the guy that checks your butt for knives and cigarettes?
It's like that... but it doesn't stop so soon.
I on a subway when mine kicked in.

superjer says:
god i hate that guy

aaronjer says:
Trust me when I say nobody wanted to press charges when it was over.

superjer says:
0_o
ewwww
my pepsi dragon just farted :/

aaronjer says:
I get that a lot.
From you pepsi dragon that is.

superjer says:
from me pepsi dragon?
okayyy..

aaronjer says:
I left out the comma on purpose.
I meant like "The pepsi dragon that exists"

superjer says:
yeah thats how i read it
hey do you want some of this chocolate bar THAT EXISTS
?

aaronjer says:
Like, you are the "Pepsi dragon that is"
Yeah, and share some with me pepsi dragon that does.

superjer says:
from you, pepsi dragon that is   <--- is that the comma you left out

aaronjer says:
Yes.
I left it over here ------->                                                  | , | -"Help!"
In a cage.

superjer says:
: <

Do you want to share some of this with Gary, who will be sharing it with you?

aaronjer says:
Wait...

superjer says:

is the cage saying help?

aaronjer says:
Hold on!
No, the comma is you fucking retard.
I left out another comma.
It was supposed to go here: No, the comma is you"," fucking retard.
As in, you are the comma, and you are fucking retard.
Whoever retard is.

superjer says:
i thought it was:

No the comma... is you fucking, retard.

aaronjer says:
It's that too.

superjer says:
likely

aaronjer says:
It was a double sentence.

superjer says:
hahaha

aaronjer says:
Elite literary geniuses understand it.

superjer says:
make a whole book... of double sentences

aaronjer says:
I plan to.
But I'm bad with plans
So if I don't make it on the fly, it'll end up cross-hitched and backworded.

superjer says:
hmm thats funny I always end up backhitched and crossworded... o_O

aaronjer says:
Crossworded isn't so bad... but let me tell you that it is annoying as hell when the book is over 100 pages.

superjer says:
i did a crossword once

aaronjer says:
On purpose?
You fucking grandma.

superjer says:
i got this:

+-------+
|   S   |
|BANANA |
|   D   |
|   F   |
|   A   |
|   C   |
+-------+
there wasnt enough room for the E on SADFACE
BUT THAT IS NOT MY FAULT I DID NOT DESIGN THE BOX : <

aaronjer says:
Well... you could have backworded over the C, it isn't conventional but even good writers do it in a pinch.
I suppose you're rofling over the chair onto the floor now, I'm sorry... It didn't occur to me.

superjer says:
apparently it also didnt occur to yoiu that id pee all over my keynboard
which works ok, because I didn't
I pooped on it

aaronjer says:
Was it dark yellow or all clear? And did you mean your typing board or the musical one?

superjer says:
the dark yellow part all sank down under the space bar, so now it just looks clear
but initially it was different
this is the poop though

aaronjer says:
It's good to hear.
Hue shifting urine is a bad omen.
Usually results in one foolishly attempting that stupid tablecloth trick and ruining a dinner party entirely.

superjer says:
I got my whiteboard in my new office finally, the worker who came to install it wandered off
then I drew this:

and he came back and was quite upset actually...  

aaronjer says:
Holy god.
Did you use permanent marker?

superjer says:
yes but it was labelled dry-erase
and wipes right off

aaronjer says:
I can't really match that, I'll have to go off to the mountains to train.
There I will learn to punch rocks in half with my face and split trees into splinters without even knowing about it.

superjer says:
yeah, that WOULD be awesome if the trees didnt even know about it